{"product_id":"dear-santa-sorry-for-the-f-bombs-from-grad-student-funny-grad-student-christmas-graduate-student-christmas-humor-by-jadedscientist","title":"Dear Santa Sorry For the F-Bombs From Grad Student | Funny Grad Student Christmas | Graduate Student Christmas Humor by jadedscientist","description":"\u003ch3\u003eWearable Art – Vivid DTG Print on Genuine Gildan®\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eImagine scrolling past this and NOT getting it. Yeah, we can’t either. Soft Gildan® cotton, studio-quality print, and a fit that just works. You’re welcome.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📸 \u003cem\u003eDon’t let the mockup fool you – this isn’t just a tee. Get this design on \u003cstrong\u003e4 styles\u003c\/strong\u003e: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt \u0026amp; Hoodie. You pick, we produce. 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